I brought you a burrito. I hope it's big enough. [For ride_emcowboy]

[softmachine]

[It was no trouble for Genji to grab some burritos on his way back to Jesse's place. Likewise he had no trouble making his way in through a window. Sure, he was just going to wake Jesse up so there was no point in sneaking in, but this way he could pop right in and surprise him.

Which he does, turning the lights on his armor back on all at once and holding up the bag.]

I hope you're hungry! I got you a really big one.

[His face is hidden but his grin is audible in his voice, and in person it's much easier to hear the cheerful innuendo than it is in impersonal text and kaomoji. And he particularly looks forward to seeing the look on Jesse's face when Genji pulls out a burrito that is almost as big as his forearm.]

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[ride_emcowboy]

[Genji has always been an incorrigible flirt, but it still flusters Jesse to have it directed at him. Of all things, to get flustered over burrito innuendo is about as embarrassing as he can imagine.]

I'm--alright, you--Look. I'll take on any burrito you throw at me. Watch n' learn.

[Jesse knows, going into this, that he's just providing Genji with more ammunition to make fun of him. That's alright, though. If he minded being made fun of, he wouldn't go around dressed up as a cowboy. Besides, it was kind of fun coming from Genji.

So, that in mind, he rips the foil off his monster burrito and takes a bite--leaving him with a fist-sized stump of burrito remaining. Swallowing it down is no problem, never has been. Eating fast was one of the earliest things he learned, after all.]

See that? Ain't no one can choke down a burrito like me.

[softmachine]

[The way Jesse responds to the flirting and teasing only makes Genji want to do it more. Like a cat chasing whatever flees from it. Still, he's not prepared to see Jesse take that much of the Burrito at all once. Not when it's that big. He makes a small noise that's half awe and half disbelief and just a little bit of something else, too.]

That is impressive. To think, all this time I have known you and you have been hiding such a skill from me.

[As someone who use to shove food into his mouth/throat while making eye contact and giving suggestive looks, it's a skill Genji appreciates. Even if Jesse is using his powers to satisfy his need for burritos.]

[ride_emcowboy]

[Jesse laughs a little at that. If he were to go back in time to tell his younger self that one day someone would find his ability to wolf down burritos in seconds impressive, well... actually, young Jesse might've believed that. He'd been arrogant and cocksure in his youth. Still, it's funny for someone as infamously skilled as Genji to call it impressive, even if he's teasing.]

Go on. I'm sure it ain't all that impressive next to the skills you've probably been hiding from me.

[He's mostly serious about that--he's sure Genji has a whole arsenal of skills he hasn't had the chance to show off yet after all that time spent abroad. But there's a hint of suggestiveness in his tone--as much as one can have while still holding a fist-sized chunk of burrito, anyway.]

[softmachine]

[Genji enjoys hearing Jesse laugh and seeing him smile. And the slight suggestive edge to his voice about Genji's own impressive skills. By now he has pulled out his own burrito and is looking at it before he tilts his head back up to look at Jesse.]

I am afraid that my skills are a bit rusty. It has been a while since I have had anything down my throat like that, but I used to do it all the time, you know?

[His reputation as a playboy hadn't made it into Overwatch with him, but he doesn't know what information Blackwatch had on him from when they were looking into the Shimada clan before he joined.]

[ride_emcowboy]

[Jesse snorts and raises his eyebrows at the innuendo. Genji's got jokes for sure--it's a good quality. Jesse never quite got the hang of flirting outside the realm of the ridiculous.

He's a modern day cowboy, after all.]

Shoot, all you you gotta do is practice. Start small, then keep moving up to the real burritos.

[softmachine]

[Genji smiles at the encouragement. Jesse's better at this than he gives himself credit for, though whether it's by design or happy accident Genji is uncertain.]

Start small. That keeps you from being a partner to practice with, ne?

[The question was accompanied by his head tilting downwards a few degrees.]

[ride_emcowboy]

[Jesse's eyebrows shoot up at that for a moment, followed by a short laugh. He ponders what to say for a beat, then shrugs breezily.]

Well. I dunno, Genji. You always been a high achiever. I think you could do just about anything you get your mind set on. I sure won't turn you away if you're lookin' to practice with me.

[softmachine]

[Moves over so he's standing in Jesse's personal space, and runs a finger gently across the edge of that ridiculous belt buckle.]

Really? You mean it?

[Except in the next moment he's taking several steps away, bag still in hand, and heading for the door to the rest of the place to leave Jesse in his room in peace.]

I might have to take you up on that offer.