I brought you a burrito. I hope it's big enough. [For ride_emcowboy]

[softmachine]

[It was no trouble for Genji to grab some burritos on his way back to Jesse's place. Likewise he had no trouble making his way in through a window. Sure, he was just going to wake Jesse up so there was no point in sneaking in, but this way he could pop right in and surprise him.

Which he does, turning the lights on his armor back on all at once and holding up the bag.]

I hope you're hungry! I got you a really big one.

[His face is hidden but his grin is audible in his voice, and in person it's much easier to hear the cheerful innuendo than it is in impersonal text and kaomoji. And he particularly looks forward to seeing the look on Jesse's face when Genji pulls out a burrito that is almost as big as his forearm.]

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[ride_emcowboy]

[Jesse wasn't quite a deep sleeper. If he was tired enough, he could go into a pretty satisfying sleep, but generally even little sounds could startle him awake. Genji was about the quietest person he'd ever encountered--he didn't need to startle Jesse awake.

But he sure liked doing so anyway.

Jesse scrambles up to sitting with his hand on his gun, only to relax with a disgruntled groan when he sees Genji all lit up in front of him.]

Jesus, Genji! You tryna get shot?

[By the time he gets to the end of his sentence he's laughing a little. He can just about hear Genji's shit eating grin behind his mask.]

I fell asleep waitin' for that burrito, you bet I'm...

[He stops, narrowing his eyes at the ungodly burrito stuffed into the take out bag.]

Tell me that's two of 'em wrapped up as one...